The Porcelain Vampire

And you thought a normal baby was a chore to raise. Hah!      Harmony was an... interesting child. When she threw tantrums, light bulbs would blow. Her mother had to stockpile them! And her teeth came in a way that made doctors smile - two pointy canines first. She was so cute when she smiled! Those pointy teeth hurt though. Porcelain decided it was time to buy a breast pump!      Harmony and her cousin, one month a part, grew up together like sisters. And with that closeness came arguments. Porcelain and her own sister had to break them up if they had a big argument, because more than likely, there was biting involved! I'm sure the neighbors loved hearing "No biting!" on a daily basis! As if they didn't already think we were weird.      As I've written before, you can introduce meat to babies between 6-8 months. Harmony's favorite was beef, with chicken coming in a close second. Porcelain would never forget her daughter’s first pasta with meat. She ha